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| It certainly looks alluring. At least all the oral sex won't go to waste :P |
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| "Wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties" Really now, Why haven't I thought of cooking with Semen! Won't pig and horse semen be such a delicacy? |
Or if you are a man, you can have it lighter on your wallet, and make your own cooking with your own ingredients. A literally homegrown recipe! Next time you have friends over for dinner, just imagine the look on their faces as you tell them what they just had for dinner. I wouldn't do it if I were you, everyone rushing to the bathrooms in a race and the rest vomiting on the floor will NOT leave a good mark on your reputation, but it would on your carpet!
Okay, to cut the crap and the very dirty unappetizing sarcasm off, I've always hated vegans, and even vegetarians. They are like little kids who are naive to the truth of this world. What they do will NOT decrease amount of livestock killed every year now, would it?
Now imagine THEY ARE able to change the world to stop eating animals. This would eventually make us abandon sheep, chicken and other animals to thrive out in the harsh sun and tough winters, not in protected shelters and barns, making easy prey for wolves and bringing a major change to the food web. Carnivores run amok, food supplies always there. We wouldn't care, why? Because we simply have no use for saving them.
Small projects will be funded, but never a large one. It would be like the 'conservation' of gorillas, while no major thing is done, donations go once in a while. While gorillas is speculated to go extinct in the next 20 or so years, the same fate awaits farm animals if we have no major use for them. Cats are adorable, birds are too, but who would bother raising a sheep if the law says you can't make a use out of it? In other words, it's extinction will be your fault.
When humans felt trees weak and wood houses useless what did they do? Construct buildings after major deforestation campaigns. Getting rid of what we do not need is human nature. And a small movement CANNOT change what is in our genes from millenniums ago.
Vegans take it a step further. No wool, no milk, no eggs, nothing FROM animals. Are we not separating them completely off society? We help the sheep by shaving the wool off, which then just simply becomes a byproduct. And if byproducts also cannot be used, does that not mean plants, which are grown with the byproducts of animals, should not be eaten either?
And if you think from another perspective, why do they refrain from ONLY animals? If it is because of 'life', don't plants have life too? And if they counter it with the argument of 'plants can't think or have a will of their own while animals do' then is that not discrimination? So if you see a mentally handicapped person should you proceed with cannibalism?
From another view point, how do you know animals CAN think or have a will of their own? Like how plants grows towards the sun, perhaps animals also have fixed action patterns (F.A.P lol it does exist) like ducks, just like a program in them which insures their survival?
Then comes up the extreme vegans.(Déjà vu; as if it could get any worse, and yes, it did, again.) Not even relying on plant life as a source of energy, well, at least it regards all forms of life as equal, and plants are not left out ;D! It also comes with it no cutting trees, only eat fallen fruits, do not harm or attempt to harm an animal, plant or nature, sow seeds of fruit you ate so you continue the cycle and become a spreader of nature (like a bees and butterflies XD) and all that crap. So what would happen if I did pluck it early? I'd still plant the seed so what's the problem? Loopholes remain, but nothing's perfect!
But they seem to be an exception to the rule (or so they say). Once I met this vegan Indian who prided himself above me because he was a GUARDIAN of nature. It took more effort than to beat the dragon in the World Of Warcraft dungeon than to keep from yawning before the speech was over. And why would I make the effort? I did yawn, and he took it as an insult, but who cares.
The world is full of mysteries, and the vegans'/vegetarians' RETARDED thinking is NOT one of them. If one of you are reading this, quit being all emo because you saw chicken served for dinner, do something PRODUCTIVE for society!
Meanwhile, you can make this test recipe if you want LOL!
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| Pouring semen into oyster shells...TASTY!!! |
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| Didn't wanna add the recipe for this - One's unappetizing enough for me! If others have differing tasted Google it at your own risk! |
Ha ha, I love it. I wondered about what other body fluids could be used to be produce food. At what length does the dairy industry go to make milk and cheese desirable to eat. Every step of the process is gross, if you don't believe me why don't you try expressing the milk from the cow's udders. Or collect eggs from under chickens and clean the feces off of them. Mmmm...mmm. good eating! Lets take saliva from calves and introduce it to milk so it curdles the casein protein and we can make cheese.
ReplyDeleteThe purpose of this book is to reintroduce that childhood repulsion that you had when you first learned where milk comes from.
Hmm that is true. It all sounds so natural to you since you've grown up with it, but that does indeed guve a whole new insight as to what reasons the book was published for. My initial reactions were to doubt the author's sanity, and I'm sure some others would take this quite literally as well. However, thanks for that. I've regained some of my lost faith in humanity xD
DeleteHey, chill, no need to get all mad. But here's a thought for you; why do you care about what the hell I think about what you choose to eat? In fact, if you must know, I don't care about what you eat. You can eat feces for all I care man. This may come as a shock (*gasp*), but I don't care about you at all. You, my dear friend, is an insignificant speck of nothingness. Your opinion on my opinion means nothing to me.
ReplyDeleteHowever, unfortunately for you, you were my first flamer. Yay. I didn't expect anybody to see this blog after 2 years of hiatus, but here we are. It really comforts me to know someone still reads this outdated blog and is offended enough to feel butthurt and swear at me. So thanks, reviewer.
Anyways, Brussel Sprout, as you might have understood by now, hopefully, I don't feel very inclined to apologize for some offense I have apparently dealt. Simply because I don't give a fuck. Feel free to, as you so eloquently put it, "fuck off". You see, you just came into my blog, and told me, to fuck off, because what was on it offended you. Say the blog is a real physical location. Maybe it's a church (I'm not religious but it's a metaphor as good as any), and you are an atheist that wandered in, and I'm a priest or whatever. So, since you didn't like what you found in there, instead of simply leaving, you yell at the priest about how you are an atheist and about how the church offends your poor itty bitty feelings like a 4 year old throwing a temper tantrum. Aww, you poor baby.
Ergo, you can take your hurt feelings and shove it up your ass. Or eat it. Whatever. It's not like I care, is it?
What was your name again? Ross? Oops, I must have forgotten. That's how little how care about you, who you are or what you eat.
PS: On a side note, I find vegans are mostly pretentious douchebags.